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Welcome to Peanutbutteronmy.com!!!I dream of peanut butter all the time. From my early morning drive to work, to my midnight scavenging of the fridge. All I can think about is peanut butter. Why can’t you just leave me alone peanut butter!!!I’m just kidding, please don’t leave me. I,..I,..Love You.

I wish I can have you all the time. Your silky smooth texture on bread. Your crispy chunk-filled Crunch at the end of a spoon. It all doesn’t matter to me!!! I must have you beside me. I’ll pay you if you wish. $2? $20? $100? Anything you want.

I will spread you on anything I see. Tree bark. Pet poodle. LCD screen. Infiniti G35. On a Peruvian’s ear. Parking lot concrete. Fried fish. Spinach. Lightbulb. Sweater. TV. Laptop. Vacuum. Cooler. On a leather belt. A rose. On a swing. Sand. Green grass…

About

Welcome to Peanutbutteronmy.com!!!I dream of peanut butter all the time. From my early morning drive to work, to my midnight scavenging of the fridge. All I can think about is peanut butter. Why can’t you just leave me alone peanut butter!!!I’m just kidding, please don’t leave me. I,..I,..Love You.

I wish I can have you all the time. Your silky smooth texture on bread. Your crispy chunk-filled Crunch at the end of a spoon. It all doesn’t matter to me!!! I must have you beside me. I’ll pay you if you wish. $2? $20? $100? Anything you want.

I will spread you on anything I see. Tree bark. Pet poodle. LCD screen. Infiniti G35. On a Peruvian’s ear. Parking lot concrete. Fried fish. Spinach. Lightbulb. Sweater. TV. Laptop. Vacuum. Cooler. On a leather belt. A rose. On a swing. Sand. Green grass…